Classroom Life

Exhausted from my night of crime fighting, my started with taking my coffee and going down to the classroom. Today, I was giving a lecture on the best way to hide in bushes to some school children. Most seemed nice enough; others might appear on my radar in the future. The lecture went well as I told them about the many different strategies which can be used to conceal oneself in the foliage. The teacher was a bit boring, so I showed off some awesome Bat-poses. After that, the children were as excited as pigs rolling in glorious mud. The long, arduous day finished with some eager, interesting questions and then I headed back to the Batcave and a nice dinner of buttery crumpets.

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